russian skidmark

Drag someone behind the car after having sex with him or her.

A russian skidmark is over the line

by hot lunch April 13, 2005

Skidmark Hero

It's a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. If you don't clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. The person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the Skidmark Hero.

Child - Can you wash my clothes?

Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011

Skid Marks

Its when u dont wipe your shitty ass propraly

Its also when u leave shit marks in the toilets after a shit.

There's a girl i know called yasmin and she left them in the toilet it was disgusting

Yasmin: i just had a shit
Bob: okay, i need a piss, WTF thers skid marks it the toilet
Yasmin: i cant help it
Bob: i bet you have them in ur pants to
Yasmin: i wiped my ass good
Bob: i bet you did you stinking bitch

by Lille :) May 26, 2018

Hawaiian Skidmark

The act of leaving shat in your pants, and letting it smear all day.

Guy:I think I smelt a Hawaiian skidmark from the guy right next to me.
Girl: that is totally true!

by Tha1Turtle December 2, 2016

skid marks

Skid Marks is what you get when you don't shit for a long time, then it un-expectingly comes out leaving a very foul smelling, repelling color and odor in your drawers.

"Holy shit Chris, that chick has Skiddies"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

skidmark steve

The act of shitty and leaving poo marks in the bowl of the toilet.

"Who skidmark Steved the toilet again?"

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003