simran kotwani

Annoying presence among healthy normal people

The one that occupies all the space in the world of molecules

Disturbance and a very big annoyance to humans

Damn she's a simran Kotwani
Oh I hate simran Kotwani

by Bomber boy June 1, 2017

SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.

What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.

by @bbpclips April 27, 2019

Simyan

Simyan is an elegant name and usually stands for true intelligence. Any person with this name is someone that you will forever want in your life. People with this name are loyal, honest, and handsome.

OH MY GOODNESS, THAT SIMYAN BOY OVER THERE IS SO VERY HOT AND SMART!!

by Crusty Toe Fetish February 10, 2022

simano

short for "si hermano" in spanish

Hablas español?
Simano

by profx.goat November 24, 2011

simanti

Another name for Super Woman.

If you aspire to be like Simanti you need to dress like super woman.

by Supahwoman July 31, 2016