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Simple Lesbian

A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
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simpletonsimon

rodinoz alias is simpletonsimon
by emc October 27, 2003
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simpletism

refers to a persons simplistic manor.

has the IQ of a hedgehog.
has a rather a lot of dull moments
simpletism
by kaaaaaaaaaty April 23, 2014
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Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016
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simple as simple does

Anon: Imma hack the BBC, simple as simple does...
NWH: WTF are you on about!?
by MrSherlockholmes July 28, 2016
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Simple Poetic Veteran

Poetic personification referring to a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.
he Simple Poetic Veteran poetry is raw and unfiltered.
by spen53 April 5, 2018
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Simpleflips Daddy Chips

he is the biggest daddy known to man

he is a sexy beast

ABSOLUTE UNIT
im going to see my simpleflips daddy chips tonight. xx
by TheBurgerDaddy December 13, 2018
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