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Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house
Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
by colonialhouse February 27, 2017
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The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.
Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.
by Mayor Art July 4, 2005
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Simpleton

Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.
Why are these simpletons unable to understand non complex ideas such as me being better than them?
by Marc Christian September 26, 2008
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Simplicate

Verb.

Turning something simple into something complicated by over-analyzing or over-working it.
Jerry simplicated a perfectly good peanut butter and jam sandwich by adding honey and bananas to it.

I hate the colour I painted the bedroom, let's simplicate things by tearing down the whole house and rebuilding a new one instead of repainting it.
by Sarah_Clay July 24, 2008
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simpleton

Different from the older usage, the newer usage of the term refers to people to over-simplify every concept.

Just like there is Asperger's that is a functional version of autism, a simpleton is a functional version of the idea of an "idiot-savant." A person who can be very smart but also over-simplifies everything.

A black-and-white thinker.
"Wow, that guy is a really great programmer, but he's such a simpleton when it comes to politics and economics"
by Meme-warrior March 18, 2017
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Simplicated

Cars these days are so fucking simplicated
by Steinbrenda December 21, 2019
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Simpleton Jake

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women
Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice
by David Spy February 12, 2021
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