Simeon b

Is a white wash black man who eats very loudly and called a random lady grandma

Aye that albino gorilla reminds me of Simeon b

by Makeawishkd509 July 13, 2022

Simeon

The nicest guy you will ever meet. Simeons will usually have an ENORMOUS penis. Like, probably the biggest you will ever see. He will be super attractive and really hot. If you meet someone who you think is really hot, they probably will be a Simeon.

Person 1: Woah dude! That guy is cute.

Person 2: Yeah. He probably is a Simeon

by SCookie April 10, 2023

Dirty Simeon

Teenage boy jacking off to elongated nipples while on FaceTime with his long distance girlfriend

Jack was pulling a dirty simeon last night

by M;)69420 July 17, 2023

simeon

A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Šimetova cura

Stvar koja ne postoji i nikad neće postojati

Imam novca ko i šimetova cura

by Nouby September 25, 2020

Simeon

a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

by youareamanwhore333 December 19, 2011

simeon herpes

Symptoms of Simeon Herpes: outbreak of swollen, red bumps or plaques (wheals) on the skin that appear suddenly -- either as a result of the body's adverse reaction to stress, or for unknown reasons. Along with a firy temper.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.

simeon herpes started in Langara. It is dry itych skin, with red patches from head to toe. Looks like bed bug bites or hives.

by Nurses of Langara College M.D. February 6, 2010