head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

by xido November 7, 2004

Shronkdaddy

An exclamation used to declare a winning hand in poker, usu. a hand that wins a very large part. General usage includes loudly shouting "SHRONKDADDY!" while raking in an opponent's chips. Named in honor of the late PokerRoad Radio Producer Justin Shronk.

I had Jacks and the flop came Ace, Jack, Jack. Dude moved all in on me and I called and yelled SHRONKDADDY while I stacked his cash.

by WTFFantasiaBarrino April 23, 2009

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003

Shrink wrap

condom, condoms.

gimmie my shrink wrap.

by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004

shmunk

MONEY.chedda cheese.

Steve got his shmunk up. Pockets shmunky

by user_xman_00 February 20, 2022

elbow shrink

The creatively secret way of referring to black people, or people of African American descent. It originates from the word negro, which sounds like "knee grow" and the opposite of knee grow is "elbow shrink."

The elbow shrink named Darius, who has polio, is around the corner rapping to himself while shooting hoops.

by Geoffrey Jefferson February 4, 2008

Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010