A beautiful gal with big blue eyes and loves to have fun. She would party all night if she wasn't busy taking care of her 5 childern. She is sweet and loves everyone (when she is in a good mood). If she's not in a good mood she might just rip your head right off your body. She is the best mom in town and that's a fact.
by shesha36 April 10, 2015
Get the Sharisse mug.A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.
Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.
by Har the Czar February 11, 2006
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by Wynch July 30, 2008
Get the Shiss Bomb mug.Originates on a youtube channel of a 12 year old female comedian. The term refers to anything of comedic value that generates lulz. The term is mainly used when discussing trolls or memes comedically or when one wishes to put a "shrip" onto a certain scenario/sentence in order to generate lulz.
Do not confuse this term with regular comedic words such as "jokes", this is a troll/meme/derp hybrid of the joke term.
Do not confuse this term with regular comedic words such as "jokes", this is a troll/meme/derp hybrid of the joke term.
"Hey guys, I'm the shripster!"
"Lets go watch some shripster"
"Want to see some shrip?"
"Shrip it!"
"I'm shripping this thing"
"boxxy is emo"
"Lets go watch some shripster"
"Want to see some shrip?"
"Shrip it!"
"I'm shripping this thing"
"boxxy is emo"
by Xenris February 22, 2011
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by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016
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Get the Shiss mug.The act of getting royally fucked to the extent that one can't be held accountable for their actions.
"Did you hear about Randy and Keith's bro job the last night?"
"It's all jokes buddy, they were absolutely sheissecunted."
"It's all jokes buddy, they were absolutely sheissecunted."
by Meaty Petey's Minor Spillage January 16, 2018
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