shrinker

Person who's dick shrinks when they have an erection.

"I thought he had a huge dick, turns out he's a shrinker."

by NotAShrinker February 19, 2018

Sprinterfall

Client who want Agile but demand Waterfall methodology

ACME wants Sprinterfall so we need to estimate all User Stories and place them in all remaining Sprints to determine when they will go-live.

by BuckStone January 21, 2019

shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.

You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.

by Table talk! May 14, 2019

Shrinker

The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.

*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER

by Bonergod October 22, 2019

Shintercourse

When one uses their own shins to create sexual arousal/ spark orgasm, such as rubbing the genitals with the shin to result in climax.

Dude, rub your shin down my thick crease, I require shintercourse.

by Butter on a Stick is back July 14, 2020

shainter

a shainter is a shady person who pretends to faint whilst mildly getting an electric shock from appliances such as dishwashers etc

jeez did you see that girl do a shainter and throw herself across the floor as if she had touched a live telegraph pole with her wet soapy bacterial washed hands .wow she only had a spelk ,how exaggerated does she need to be ??

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.

The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020