slapping the salami

yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker

He slaps the salami before a big date..

by carol April 4, 2004

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Swag Shopping

When you go to a career fair and instead of looking for jobs/internships, you just collect all the free company swag.

Leroy: Yo, you find a job yet?
Steve: Nah, I'm just here swag shopping.
Leroy: What you get so far?
Steve: 10 reusable bags, 5 high lighters, 13 pens, a nerf football, small baseball bat, USB sticks, bag of chips, Frisbee, and toilet paper.

by khangn14 May 1, 2012

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shipping

A term used to describe fan fictions that take previously created characters and put them as a pair. It usually refers to romantic relationships, but it can refer platonic ones as well. (Just think of "shipping" as short for "relationSHIP".)

It generally uses the initials of the characters shipped or a combination of the names, though this is not a rule.

AMshipping
AM-shipping
AM shipping
Ash & Misty shipping
Ashistyshipping

by Aiya March 6, 2005

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candy shopping

A person who runs around the store buying everything in sight.
Someone who buys things on an impulse.

My girlfriend is always candy shopping.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

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turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

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Ninja shopping

Going to a large shop or store, typically a supermarket and getting in and out really quickly. To just buy what you were going in for without getting delayed by special offers or little old ladies getting in the way.

Max was out of the store with the beers before they guys had even found a good parking spot. Thats why they sent him, he was the best at ninja shopping.

by Maxx Borchovski April 20, 2009

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star shopping

The process of finding the perfect girl for you.

All stars in the sky are different in many ways, same as women, all women are different in many ways.
Star Shopping is finding that one of a kind girl.

by PapiGoatLmao June 18, 2018

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