Survival of the Shittest

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.

The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.

by Zipdox June 20, 2018

shite

a very british and therefore great way of saying shit. shite sounds much more effective than shit

'karen looks like five kinds of shite today'

by britbabe August 19, 2004

shatter

A high potency cannabis extract that is pressed into a thin translucent sheet. It shatters like glass hence the name. Also called dabs by some partakers.

Good guy: I made some really dank shatter from last season's crop. Wanna try some?
Lucky guy: You bet!!

by GGG4896 January 13, 2019

Shitter Selfie

When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background

This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!

by Peenut773 October 17, 2014

shitterton

a thing or person which is dumb or bad in a certain way like performance or just overall intelligence.

"god you are such a shitterton josh" said luke.
"oi,shut the fuck up you're the shitterton you have a 70 in art" said josh.

by daehkcrac October 18, 2020

The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010