shitrocity

term used to describe an unexpected and tragic event involving a copious amount of feces.

ex: Deborah, you won't believe what took place this morning. Not only did my demon child fill up his diaper with enough dook to fertilize the front and back yard...but he, somehow, inserted his entire foot into said diaper and tracked chocolatey, feculent footprints through most of my house. The only smell worse than my offspring's ordure was the vomit that coated the voluminous poo patties as I attempted to clean up and mitigate the destruction caused by such a shitrocity.

by tjc7257 September 30, 2023

shitocki mushrooms

the longer version of shit

shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

by 1234567890-=asdfghjkl;;;'zxcvb October 30, 2023

Shitrick

To group ghost a friend from a friend group, but maintain connections acknowledging past friendship.

John: Yo have you seen Josh lately

Craig: Nah we don't like Josh anymore, we shitrick him.

by HornySpider420 June 10, 2024

Shitsock

A sock that has poop, diarrhea or any other form of fecal matter in it.

They couldn’t find a toilet so they had to utilize a shitsock for emergency purposes.

by Amatheis October 11, 2025

colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014