shitmobile

The act of taking a crap on someones car. It is a creative way to use shit.

Did you see Shaky and Paul Shitmobile on Shanikia's car last night?

by paco9910 November 16, 2009

shitmonkeyz

Noun. Used to describe an FML moment without FML. Also used when Tom Hanks approaches. Was used Michael Jackson was around R.I.P.

"Is that Tom Hanks."

"Shitmonkeyz!!!"

by Leric April 15, 2010

Shitmup

A point where you can't think very clearly and you have trouble remembering something so simple.

Bob: wats the thing called that allows you to talk without seeing the person?
Other Bob: the phone?...
Bob: YA! thats it!
Other Bob: oh my... YOU JUST HAD A SHITMUP!

by DC&AB July 4, 2008

shitopocalypse

The act of violently shitting in ones pants as the result of ethnic food. Derived from early 17th Century explorers attempts to catalogue South American food.

Apu: Hey Kevin how about coming over tomorrow night for my dinner party?
Kevin: Your wife is Indian right?
Apu: She sure is.
Kevin: Naw that sounds like a regular Shitopocalypse.

by Professor Penicle March 29, 2015

Shitzophrenic

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

Shitopia

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

shitmore

A rude nickname for Whitmore High School

Student 1: Whitmore High School is the worst school ever

Student 2: Yeah, it should be called Shitmore

by SchoolLover2318 February 23, 2017