Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

Phantom Shitter

Someone who takes a huge dump in a public toilet, then doesn't pull the flush, so the next poor sucker who enters the cubicle can find it.

Just encountered a phantom shitter at the motorway services, it was rank.

by dj2012 September 26, 2012

Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.

Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!

by built350tough September 7, 2011

shitstem

What you call the system you are stuck within that is shitty for you (and people like you).

Originates from reggae (1980s Peter Tosh et al.)

I got fired for telling truth. You know dat shitstem.

by J Diceman August 14, 2016

shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.

Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

urban shittery

when you KEEP GETTING REJECTED BY EDITORS

wow, this is Urban Shittery! if i keep getting rejected i'm going to hang myself...

by UnSanitary September 23, 2017

Sexual Shittercourse

When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.

You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!

Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!

Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?

Why the fuck do you get off to that?

The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.

by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021