shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

Shitbrick Mctool

Name of someone whom irritates, is stupid, angry, miserable, does everything incorrectly.

Omg! You are truly a Shitbrick Mctool!

by A Guy Scorned December 4, 2010

Shibrick

an action the anus takes when pushing out poo side ways. Has been known to be extremely uncomfortable.

'OMG i just pushed out a Shibrick'

by SebastianD October 9, 2005

shitbrick

the pants of Patrick Coan; a piece of shit that has sat in the sun and is as hard as a penis or brick

Patrick ur pants look like a shitbrick!

or

Dude! Get that shitbrick off my lawn

by Ryan, Charles November 26, 2004

shitbrick

Giant block of pwnage dropped on unskilled Tetris Attack players.

Lining up three stone exclamation blocks and dropping the shitbrick of pwnage on someone.

by Mek March 20, 2005

shitbrick

Nickname for someone as stupid as a rather large & hard piece of shit.

Jesus christ girl, u r so retarded u fuckin shitbrick.

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003