Shingle Springs

A small town between Sacramento and Lake Tahoe. We have recently upgraded to a THIRD Liquor Store. We have car dealerships, Churches, Stores, a Highschool, and not much else. Although the Weed is good. -_-

Lets go to Shingle Springs and get lit.

by codywest07 August 12, 2012

Shinglepoob

The act of defecating off ones roof, wiping your buttocks with a shingle, and slapping a friend in the face with said shingle.

Skyler broke my cats leg so i mounted up for the shinglepoob.

by Dr. Poob November 12, 2010

shinegerel

Shinegerel is a mongolian name but also used for to call a pretty girl with big butts and no tits.

-she ain't got a boobs so she's probably a shinegerel

-look at that shinegerel, missing her titties.

-damn she is hot shinegerel with that big booty

by saltysillysinglesumsum September 18, 2020

Shingle Mingler

The shingle mingler is when a person uses crushed glass as an alternative for lube during anal intercourse.

Leave me alone! Don't force me or I'll shingle mingler your sorry ass. I mean it! Don't you push me grandpa.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018