Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008

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shattered

To be extremely intoxicated to the point of not being able use the function of your extremeties

Kyle was so shattered last night that he hooked up with Metz.

by TK November 12, 2004

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Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005

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Shattered Galaxies

A free game created by the company Nexon, that consists of buying robotic or organic units and sending them into battle.

Battles consist of rival factions that are determined by the planet a player is on.

Experience is gained through battling and advancement through ranks is also possible through this method.

Shattered Galaxies is a decent for a free game. However, it gets old really fast

by Nexon March 11, 2004

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