sham wow

A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA

sham wow by Owen Meyer January 11, 2009

Sham-wow! 

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

Sham-wow! by Kreg Keagy August 19, 2008

walk of sham

When you and someone else go home alone together, but nothing happens, but since you leave in the morning dressed in last night's clothes, everyone assumes you're doing a walk of shame.

After a long night, I decided to crash at Bob's place. In the morning I did my walk of sham.

walk of sham by Torgana July 29, 2008

Sham Wow

When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.

Just like what the Sham Wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.

Sham Wow by Wish I was in Florida July 1, 2009

Shimmy sham 

the act of getting pussy or sex,or another word for sex

Jim:so how bout to night you let me get a lil shimmy sham?
Tina:Ok,bring a condom

Shimmy sham by kylewatts42 February 29, 2008

Shimmy Sham 

Imaginary friend. When you want to blame some one just say Shimmy Sham did it or when you need to intimidate someone or project that you have at least one more friend, just refer to Shimmy Sham.

When you want to intimidate someone tell them:
"Stop messing with me or I will get Shimmy Sham on you".

When you had nothing to do over the weekend:
"Shimmy Sham and I were hanging out"

When you want to avoid doing something or going out with somebody:
"Sorry I can't make it, I got plans, me and Shimmy Sham are going to pickup 2 chicks downtown".

When you want people to think you are crazy or have a vivid imagination, end all your sentences with: "Ain't that right, Shimmy Sham?". For example: "Kanye West is a punk! Ain't that right Shimmy Sham"? (Beware: If Shimmy Sham answers you back, seek medical attention).

Shimmy Sham by DonGesù. Gesù vi ama, e così September 23, 2009

Sham on a nigga

to beat on somebodys ass, or to jump someone who has been talkin some serious shit

Joe: Yo that bitch dan was talkin shit about us!!

John: WHAT!! we finna sham on a nigga!

Joe: Yea we finna sham on his ass

Sham on a nigga by freakcaligula February 9, 2009