Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

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session music

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.

Man that session music hit the spot!

by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

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A group of rabbits start skewing out the scrabble remains of the Costa Rican farmer off the way in the northern eastern southern Europe of west when he came down. Rabbit sex and flooble, who wants a noodle said John in the back of the office building in the street with no fame or name or even a sphincter gay person male who hooped through realities claws of grippith cunt when he came through whisker of 0000000000001109929292.

Hey McFly, you gonna be at the smile session.

by Your life, your struth. March 2, 2023

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crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021

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sup session

A short exchange between two people; a brief check-in on someone's day

"You talk to Tina today, son?"
"Yeah, we had a sup session this mornin"

by Leachbone December 2, 2007

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Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010

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