bullshit session

(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.

2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.

3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.

Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.

I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.

by boggler July 24, 2006

Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

Suffer Session

This is when a individual dedicates a period of time to where they subject themselves to the most horrendous thing to their very existence. This activity can be done by many ways including taking a deep dive into a cursed Subreddit or going to the dark side of YouTube. Either way, if the end resulted in the individual being traumatized coming out of a session then they have completed a proper session.

"We told a friend about this cursed video online and he decided that he was going to use it for a Suffer Session."

by BruhThatIsMatt November 5, 2020

wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017

session music

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.

Man that session music hit the spot!

by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

Smile Session

A group of rabbits start skewing out the scrabble remains of the Costa Rican farmer off the way in the northern eastern southern Europe of west when he came down. Rabbit sex and flooble, who wants a noodle said John in the back of the office building in the street with no fame or name or even a sphincter gay person male who hooped through realities claws of grippith cunt when he came through whisker of 0000000000001109929292.

Hey McFly, you gonna be at the smile session.

by Your life, your struth. March 2, 2023

crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021