sergio wentz

a franklin square dwelling creature who resembles an uber spanish version of the fall out boy bassist Peter Wentz. Often found carrying a guitar, skateboarding or making out with an ashlee simpson look-alike.

I was walking down hempstead turnpike and spotted a SERGIO WENTZ on his skateboard!

by Amy and Kelly May 23, 2008

Serbian Slip N' Slide

The Serbian Slip N' Slide is when you're doing a girl from the back on a linoleum floor and as you're about to cum, you pull out and shoot your jizz in a perfect arc over her onto the floor in front of her. Then, you proceed to donkey punch her so she slides across the linoleum floor to the other side of the room.

Dan - How'd Lindsey break her hip?
Chris - Oh, well I gave her the ole Serbian Slip N' Slide last night.

by Beat_The_Peters December 12, 2010

Sergei

Adj- 1. Meaning very hot or attractive to the opposite sex; 2. Hot, Steamy, sexy

He was so Sergei

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Secret Sergeant

Like Secret Santa in that one person delivers something to another, and the recipient was unaware that it was heading their way. Except that the delivery is not a Christmas gift, it's an epic bollocking.

1) One of your friends or family will ultimately humiliate you and make you want to die on the spot. Secret Sergeant encompasses the art of working out which one of the fuckers it will be, eg- one of them is secretly waiting to tear you to shreds, Sgt. style, and the rest of them probably know about it.

2) If you're quietly waiting for the best moment to crush your friend's/lover's/sister's or otherwise acquainted or related person's world, and you have discussed it with others, you are the Secret Sergeant. The way you get your kicks is by not being discovered by your intended target, and getting that moment of sweet, sweet satisfaction when the unsuspecting person falls apart before your eyes. A good Secret Sergeant could wipe the smile off a leprechaun's face.

"One of them is going to go all Secret Sergeant about me running off to vegas and getting married....I need to know which one it is"

"He cried his eyes out. He didn't even see it coming, and I didn't care for his weak and pathetic tears. I went totally Secret Sergeant on him!"

by MagickDio February 17, 2010

Dirty Sergio

Person who suspiciously only gets laid when traveling abroad, with people of other nationalities, when on trips that do not include anyone from his/her usual group of friends, and leaves no witnesses to the accomplishment.

Hey, have you heard the last Mike's story about when he fucked a Sirian girl in a bathroom in a disco in Istanbul? I think he has Dirty Sergioed us again.

by Yeyeboe April 21, 2020

Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School

A school consisting of egotistical, thrasher wearing, penny board riding, ped gang joining, soon to be frat boys, and ass out short wearing, titty showing, nude sending, dick sucking girls. Teachers are dtf you on the low. Your grades don’t matter if you’re on varsity, and it’s ok to fuck in the bathroom, and DO NOT forget about Vape Nation baby we gotta smoke up in the bathroom too. We are the pride and joy because we’re better then everybody else. God bless ‘merica

Betty: The kids at Sergeant Bluff Luton VERY High School just make me sad. Those children need some Jesus in there life
Linda: Haven’t you heard?
Linda: They’re trying to build another school to make more of them.
Betty: Oh Lord! May god be with them.

by littlekittymeowmeow July 17, 2018

Sergei

Someone who is very proud of their heritage, and someone who is very protective of anyone who they feel deserves it, also has a kind heart and is a good looking person

Man, i wish i was Sergei, i need to be more ,ike him
Man, I wish i was proud of my heritage like Sergei is

by StrongRussian October 28, 2020