Skip to main content

semute

Someone who is semute is usually, nearly mute. They usually don't talk, but if they do, they usually don't say much. Semute can be used to describe someone in general, or can be used to describe someone at any given time that they fit the definition. Semute is a portmanteau of "semi" and "mute", pronounced "sem-yoot" or "semi-oot"
Hey, you know Maddie from School? Yeah, she's really semute. I don't think I've heard her speak for the last month.
by Werdnae June 1, 2011
mugGet the semute mug.

Semirection

When the phallus is in that often uncomfortable state of half-formed erection. Usually softens if the possesser requires it to be hard, and vice versa if he is in an uncomfortable situation for an erection.
Wearing tight jeans, Bob sucks in his stomach in the hopes that his semirection retreats into placcid-hood.
by whereareyougoingwithmycookie? February 11, 2013
mugGet the Semirection mug.

Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
mugGet the Secure that butter mug.

secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"
by Polokid246 April 20, 2018
mugGet the secured credit card mug.

Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.
Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.
by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018
mugGet the Secure Husband mug.

senuree

A very beautiful woman. Too beautiful for words. Shes absolutely stunning and perfect in every way. Her beauty will never be matched. Everything about her is beautiful. She has too many great features to name all at once, but her tummy is one of the cutest things in the world. At the same time, her hair is just gorgeous. Also, she has a cutest nose in the world. There are too many features to name. Shes very strong and independent. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. Shes just so silly. I don't know anyone that I care about more than her. Shes truly an original. I would fight for her. I would die for her. Shes my heart, my soul, my existence. Shes my everything. Shes me best friend in the entire world and I wouldn't rather anyone else to take her place. Shes the sweetest girl with a voice that could end a war with just one sentence. I tell her everything. Either good news or bad news, shes always there to support me. Shes knows everything about me and I know everything about her. All I want to do is make her happy. Even the image of her sad breaks my heart. Shes not the type of girl that you just pick up at a bar and bring home. She'll enchant you in every way possible. She'll leave imprints on your heart that will never go away. We've had too many wonderful memories to count. I never stop thinking about her. I love her. I love everything about her. Ive never been happier. There will never be another girl like her, trust me. Shes perfect.
Senuree <3
by Misty893 June 4, 2018
mugGet the senuree mug.

securebytes

Securebytes means to be complete garbage, and to be the shittiest thing in life what so ever. But still attempt to try and act decent.
1: Omg that guy is SUCH a securebytes
2: I totally agree tbh.
by peep skinny leg July 1, 2018
mugGet the securebytes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email