Seabees

One of the U.S. Navy's best assests. The REAL combat engineers of the U.S. Military and what the regular Navy squid fucktard pussies wish they could be.

Swabbie #1: "Bro, those Seabees are so fucking cool!"

Swabbie #2: "I know. I tried to be one but I didn't score high enough on my ASVAB 'cause I'm a retard."

by bas-ass bee October 23, 2010

semen slurper

a person who enjoys a nice warm cup of semen soup. they slurp it all down

wow dat hoe a semen slurper fo sho.

by john tyler October 26, 2006

semenade

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness

My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!

by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014

Semen Monster

After you cum, the uncleaned semen group together to form a chunky piece of shit -the Semen Monster. The leftover semen can come from a variety of places: laptops, bathrooms, tissue paper, vaginas, even your belly button. As the Semen Monsters multiply, they scheme to take over all vaginas, and pollute our offspring with semen DNA. Nasty stuff!

Timothy: Hey, just finished jacking it.
Lancelot: Ooh, better clean your junk, the coagulated semen might group together and burst out of your cock and turn into a Semen Monster.
Timothy: Just like in Alien?
Lancelot: Just like in Alien.

by thighmaster69 November 10, 2018

semen stains

stains that are obviously fucking semen.

I wish that I could say i had semen stains on my bra from Lil Wayne.

by coocooo June 10, 2008

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

Sebestimate

To underestimate someone to such a ridiculous degree that when they retaliate and crash all of your servers you know that it was because of you that this happened.

Commonly used in the PWE game Forsaken World. First used by the hacker vpxsyngexvpx who single-handedly took down the Storm Legion server with a team of 3 people.

Ok No Problem. US Servers Is Going Down Again Now. Cuz You Sebestimated Me.

by vpxsyngexvpx April 11, 2011