Grandma Scottie

A Grandma with Scottie describes clumsy but awesome people.

Stranger: What's your name?
You: Grandma Scottie

Stranger: Oh you must be a Potato

King is the MIGHTIEST

by King the mighty March 7, 2021

Scottish

1. The scottish language ; A form of Gaelic, closely related to Irish and Manx, part of the Goidelic or Q-Celtic sub family of the Celtic language grouping.
Not to be confused with 'Scots', 'Lowland Scots', 'Lallans' or 'Doric' which is a language/dialects of a language of Anglo-Saxon origin, formerly referred to by its speakers as Inglis/Ynglis, which assumed the title 'Scots' around the 15th century.
2. Ethnically Scottish - being those who speak the aforementioned Scottish language; Gaels or 'Gaidheil' in their own language.
3. Of or belonging to Scotland.

'Canan na h-alba' - the language scotland,
'an canan Albannach' - the language of Scots,
'Canan nan Gaidheil' - the language of Gaels,
'Albannach' - Scottish.

by siarach July 20, 2008

Sloppy Scottie

You drink way beyond you're limit and need to lean on objects to keep your balance. You start talking about things that no one understands or ever thought about before and you need to be 3 inches from a persons face to continue conversation

Last night the Sloppy Scottie in Brian came out while at the bar and not only did he get kicked out, he scared all the fine women away.

by Scott kr July 26, 2005

scottish handshake

A scottish handshake is a headbutt, derived from the steriotype of Scots being extreamly violent and would hedbutt you as a greeting.

James called Angus' wife a man, so Angus said "Stitch this!" and scottish handshaked him on the nose.

by Nicolas O'Brien September 3, 2006

scottisum

A religion that all scotts should be a part of. A fun loving religion

my religion is Scottisum

by bromers March 30, 2008

scottish borders

a place where the elderly live out the rest of their lives and any young people who don't move away that are under the age of 30 have no future.

"You still live in the Scottish Borders?"
"Aye"
"You have no future then"

by Danny732 June 28, 2014

Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.

Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009