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Scrambled Eggs

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.
Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.
by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013
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flip a scrimple

1. A phrase used to replace any other phrase; usually derogatory
2. Can be used interchangeably with "smurf"
Dude, don't flip a scrimple
Holy cow, he just flipped a scrimple!
You're such a scrimple flipper
Pardon me, I have to go flip a scrimple
Go flip a scrimple you scrimple flippin' scrimple flipper
by xandermoser April 26, 2006
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Scrample

When you're so scared that your scurdle causes you to fall onto or knock over the furniture around you.
A hoogaboo came out of the woods and scared Jesse. Jesse scurdled into the house then scrampled over the TV
by Brotendo November 29, 2016
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Scrimples

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.
Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.
by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008
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scromelette

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.
"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."
by Tangerello December 22, 2005
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scrambled brains

1) The incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) The tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts
"He seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!"
by Checkmeat October 7, 2016
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Scroogled

When one is falsely convinced by Microsoft's e-mail, Outlook, that Gmail is hazardous and invasive of their privacy, even though they aren't.
Joe: Dude! I heard that Gmail reads everything you write! I don't feel secure using Gmail anymore.
Bob: Nobody at Google reads your emails. Microsoft is just stirring up trouble.
Joe: Oh.
Bob: You just got Scroogled.
by Almighty Ugly Green One February 28, 2013
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