Kentucky Screwdriver

A hammer. Most often a claw hammer specifically.

While attempting to assemble a water bed frame in the absence of a drill/driver, Chris and Junior used a Kentucky Screwdriver to drive wood screws into the particle board.

by Vehicular Genocide January 15, 2021

Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 25, 2018

ghetto screwdriver

In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.

Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.

by Doc Sportscar November 29, 2012

Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020

Vaginal screwdriver

Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.

Hey man, I just gave my girl a ‘vaginal screwdriver’ and I have to finish the job.

by Butchershy December 31, 2022

German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021

rusty screwdriver

an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka

Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.

by cubanluis March 16, 2008