The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”
by antfuck June 26, 2018
Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
by Definitely not Kyle March 11, 2017
In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.
Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.
by Doc Sportscar October 29, 2012
A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.
'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'
dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011
Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.
by Butchershy January 01, 2023
A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!
I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.
by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020
by cubanluis March 16, 2008