A Dirty Screwdriver

Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

News tonight at 11, but first:

Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.

John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...

by Definitely not Kyle March 10, 2017

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fizzy screwdriver

a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy

"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."

-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"

by Dolly Partyon August 24, 2011

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Bullet Screwdriver

A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.

'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'

dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'

by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011

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Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 25, 2018

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German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021

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