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The Scholar 

When having sex with a woman, taking her from behind and using her back as a desk - a place where you can put your laptop, textbooks, notes, etc. to get some homework done.
Dude, how'd you get that paper done last night? I could hear you and Jenny from the other room.
We decided to try The Scholar. It's a great multitasking technique.
The Scholar by B-Jazzle March 13, 2010
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wannabe scholar 

college students that only go to the library on finals week
guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library

guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar

Party Scholar 

A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.
John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar
Party Scholar by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013

Sarca-scholar 

A person that understands, accepts, and has mastered the art of sarcasm.
He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!

blue scholar 

Someone with a scholarly degree who still has to work a blue collar job.
We have degrees from Penn, yet here we are, working manual labor. Talk about being blue scholar exemplified.

Meme scholar 

A person who give makes and defines them piece at a time
Meme scholar by Jshark321 December 11, 2017

Loop Scholar 

One who studies vinyl records as if they were final exams; ie: Boskotech, Sykadelix, ZOBE, Locus, Migzilla
study the repetition of music within patterns of a cycle like a loop scholar
Loop Scholar by Da Roachkilla March 20, 2021