Shmastered

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016

smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

Shattered

Being broken into so many pieces it's impossible to be put back together. Your just broken. The silence on the outside fights with the noise in your head that you can't stop hearing because it's always there. Always torturing you piece by piece until there is no more of you left to be broken...shattered. The answer is not self love, the answer is not love from your peers in order to love yourself, the answer is to comply with the noise and become one in a kind gesture of an alliance. To be calm is to settle the noise, to make the quiet seep through the cracks of the overwhelming thoughts you drown yourself in. To say "I know your hurting, I am too" to say "I hear you, I see you, I FEEL you" is the true answer to quiet the noise. To be one with yourself is to heal. You need to heal and you will. Take those shattered pieces and don't let them go, because you know that together they make you, even if they are not together at the moment.

Person 1: "I'm feeling-"
Person 2: "sad?"

Person 1: "worse"

Person 2: "...broken?"

Person 1: "even worse"

Person 2: ".........shattered?"

Person 1: "yes...exactly..."

by Person who writes definitions July 11, 2020

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021