schartzmugel

An awful name given to a child by a set of awful parents. Schartzmugel is just a bunch of letter someone put together. Seriously, who tf made this name and said “hey this is cool, let me name my kid this” like no. If you name your child this abomination of a name, you are literally the devil.

Person 1: My name is John, what’s yours?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Schartzmugel.
Person 1: The fuck bro? I feel bad for you

by jiministy May 29, 2018

SchmarrettSchmoorhees

A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.

Bro, stop playing when I'm talking. You're being such a SchmarrettSchmoorhees.

by Semajskolka December 17, 2009

schlarpered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."

by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013

schlärm

Schlärm (noun)- the film of residue left in the throat after consuming food products, especially after dairy or citrus items

"I drank my orange juice and now I have schlärm!"

by schlärm June 1, 2016

schlar

A word that means almost anything and can be used in any sentence

Hey bro can you had me the schlar?

by Schlartember December 4, 2016

Scharmann

A person who is creative, smart, and very nerdy. They are very good a making crafts and it would be good to have this person in art class with you. They are secretly very smart but don't like showing it. THIS PERSON IS A TOTAL GEEK!!! They would rather stay at home and play D&D or watch Starwars than go anywhere in public with people. This person may be shy but they are wild on the inside!

Don't be such a Scharmann and come to the party!

by Unknown User Account December 12, 2017