Scarlet bowtie

When you and your partner invite three homesexual peguins into bed and shove odd shaped foriegn objects into there anus while singing show tunes and wearing a scarlet bowtie

The peguins moaned as the megaphone entererd there anus almost knocking off there scarlet bowtie

by Sgt. Jesse Wilson December 17, 2008

Scarlet Fearn

Very shy person

“They are such a Scarlet Fearn”

by Vikstar123 January 1, 2021

scarlet pumpkin

The act of fisting someone's asshole when they have hemorrhoids.

Dude, why's your fist covered in blood?

Because I just gave Chris and Jack the old scarlet pumpkin.

by AAs2A March 16, 2014

scarlet kiss

To eat a women's minge during her monthlies.

A vampire's favourite form of oral sex.

by Keeper of the sacred honey pot October 29, 2003

scarlet letter

a forbidden woman; someone with a shady past who is ostracized from the community.

From the book by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter.

"Stay away from Juliet, she's a scarlet letter."

by katerdidit December 2, 2008

Scarlet V

The Scarlet V is the term used to describe people who are still virgin.

You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you?

by ACO84 August 4, 2009

the scarlet letter

A famous book written by Nathaniel Hawthorne that deals with Puritan beliefs. The main character is a woman named Hester who has a baby, is accused of adultry, and is forced to wear a red letter, "A" on her clothes, so everyone in the town knows she's a skank. Highschoolers are forced to read this book. Only God knows why. At first, the book seams alright. The plot seams interesting enough, because it deals with sex and suspence, but when you start reading it you have to keep your eyes open with clothes pins to avoid falling asleep. Also known as, the most overrated and dissapointing book of all time.

I thought that reading The Scarlet Letter would be interesting, but once I actually started reading the book it made me want to gauge my eyes out with a spork and smear my eyeball blood all over Nathaniel Hawthorne. What the hell was my english teacher smoking when he read this book and thought it was a masterpiece?

by fingersofsalad January 22, 2009