Scranton

An old city full of old people, Scranton has become the butt of many Hollywood jokes over the years.

Hey, let's make Scranton the shitty city in our shitty script!

by dilliver November 2, 2007

scranton prep school

A school located in Scranton, Pennsylvania, whose entrance exam, though well intended, lacks filters for denying admission to adolescents who lack one or more of the following abilities: (1) the ability to compose a fluid piece of prose whose ideas are appropriately delineated by paragraphs; (2) the ability to use a keyboard; (3) the ability to refrain from writing separate words like "each" and "other" as a compound, even though some demon of syntactical retardation may possess his or her soul; and (4) the ability to ignore trivial social concerns that contribute to foolish teenage angst, pursue wholeheartedly the gift of liberal education that has been bestowed upon him or her, attain a mastery of all subjects, pursue success by whatsoever path he or she may choose, and generally be too content with his or her own life to waste one thought on his or her mildly bothersome classmates of yore.

i went to scranton pREP school but not everyone got along with eachother so i just complained about it on urbandic,tionary everytime we had a snow day and im still upset about it how can i be expected to succeed in a school where there r

different types of ppl and someofthem dont do the work and dont, suffer any of the consequences like ending up at fordham or the u or some school that ,will only perpetuate their mediocrity...o wait

by Big Problems August 17, 2008

Santoni

A man among men. Most likely a U.S. Marine because other branches of service are for pussies. Someone that's an Afghanistan veteran, Harley Davidson loving, bad ass son of a bitch. So good looking that Ryan Gosling gets jealous of him and Leonardo DiCaprio takes fashion advice from him.

Look at that guy, he must be a Santoni

by Santoni720 June 6, 2014

Garry Stanton

The Most Beautiful Person, Inside And Out. So Lucky To Have You As My Boy, You Make Everything So Complete And Effortless. Without You Ide Be Nothing. Ide Be Lost Without You.
You Dont Understand How Special You Are And How Much You Mean To Me, Your My World, My Everything And Beyond.
Promise Me Youll Never Leave Me? Cause I Aint Going Nowhere.
I Love You With Every Part Of My Body!
F O R E V E R ?

Garry Stanton, They Say Nothing Lasts Forever, So I Guess Your My Nothing

by Princess Finona November 1, 2012

swanton bomb

When a squirrel falls off a power line after getting shocked

It got zapped it his it's back on the line and kind of did a swanton bomb there.

by vebxScDhpTA) youtube January 10, 2017

Swanton

A small boring town that everyone who lives here hates.

1-I hate where I live it is the most terrible place ever!
2-Where do you live?
1-Swanton
2-OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY!!

by Stormy22 March 1, 2011

scranton

Titled ( Asshole/Armpit ) of the country. Lots of coal, stupid people, some decent restraunts and things to do. Some good things came out of scranton. Scranton is better than hazleton, glen lyon , tamaqua but far from good place to live.

Lets go to scranton and go to the stupid bar pool hall

Home of the steamtown mall

by lars February 24, 2005