When an individual informs their friends that they are texting (sending a SMS) whilst in the process of defecating.
by MontyBurns104 March 20, 2012
Get the Scatext mug.A slang version of rating the attractiveness of usually a female, but can be used on a male also. 1 being the least attractive number on the scale - 10 being the most attractive number on the scale.
Example: 1." damn! On a scale of 1-10 That girl is a 10! " meaning. The girl is really "hot or sexy" 2. "I would say she is a 7 out of 10. " meaning someone is attractive, but not perfect. 3. "That girl is a 0!" Meaning someone is rudely or jokingly saying that person is so unattractive, they don't belong on the scale as even a 1.
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Shalex is a word that describes someone who is up-to-date on any and all relevant pop-culture, jokes, and memes. They oftentimes change their point-of-view based on what people say and they will be proud of their extensive knowledge on memes.
by Dismade July 21, 2020
Get the Shalex mug.A base-10 logarithmic scale, used to define the pungency of faeces and or flatus.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.
A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.
A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
Guy : Damn, after that nandos, protein shake and e.coli outbreak in my gut I took a dump that looked like concrete being poured out of a mixer - scored at least a 6.5 on the reekter scale!
Girl : Ew gross this date is over!
Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
Girl : Ew gross this date is over!
Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
by TKman February 23, 2010
Get the Reekter Scale mug.when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.
person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"
person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
by dannyhang December 21, 2013
Get the Stale Scale Syndrome mug.1 bottle of red wine = approx. £10.
All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.
All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.
Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for £50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"
by Ianisanalchy November 27, 2017
Get the The McCulloch Scale mug.Smith's Scale is basically a scale used by men to determine a girl's overall looks. Most people use the treditional 1-10 scale when judging girls, but the Smith's Scale is using two scales to determine a girls overall rating and if they're good girlfriend material.
The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.
The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.
In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
The first scale in Smith's is the looks scale. This scale is on 1-10 and it determines how they look. This has to do with their ass, tits, face, and overall looks. This scale is generally used when you want to determine a girls overall looks.
The second scale in Smith's Scale is the inside scale. This scale is also on 1-10 and it determines what the girl is like on the inside (not sexually). For example, the inside scale determines; how smart the girl is, personality, pet peeves, future thoughts, etc. This scale is usually used when you want to determine if the girl is real girlfriend material.
In the end of judging you can add up both of the scales and divide by two to get the girl's overall. For example, if a girl had a 6/10 looks, but a 9/10 inside she would be a 7.5/10 overall.
Me: Damn, look at Alanna over there. Her looks are 8/10 but her inside is a 2/10. She is definitely not my type.
Friend: Why are you using two different scales?
Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
Friend: Why are you using two different scales?
Me: I'm using Smith's Scale to determine the girl's overall and if she's girlfriend material. Overall Alanna would be a 5/10.
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
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