Martensville, Saskatchewan

A town in Saskatchewan that thinks they are superior to all the nearby towns because IT'S A CITY DERP DERP DERP.

And sucks poop.

Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.

Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!

by memememan March 16, 2011

bumfuck saskatchewan

a place in Canada, where there are houses grouped together, but no stores or gas stations. A place like Bumfuck Idaho, or Bumfuck Egypt, but located in the prairies of Canada

Joe lives on that farm 20 miles east of Bumfuck Saskatchewan

by bigjim555123456 December 21, 2008

Wilkie, Saskatchewan

a shitty town filled with inbreds. Sittlers and Ceys know where it's at. Hard to find a bf/gf here because you're probably related to them. There are also lots of old cranky ladies who yell at you for just breathing.

Fun fact: you can only be cool here if you play hockey, volleyball, or dance

person 1- "your dating your cousin!?!?!"
person 2- "yeah so what I need a bf"
person 3-"sWeEt hOmE aLabaMa"
person 4- "welcome to gold ol Wilkie, Saskatchewan

by woahwoahwoah63457 October 17, 2019

University of Saskatchewan

An oasis in the middle of the canadian praries for students starving for knowledge and a home football team. U of S transforms hicks into lawyers, engineers and doctors. The winters can get very very cold, with record lows of -50 degrees. This is unfortunately perfect conditions for winter studying... and snow fights. It is also advised to make friends with some First Nations students, to stock up on Parkas and moccasins. The university is right next to the North Saskatchewan River and a perfect place to drop you canoe to float to further destinations.

" Are you going to the University of Saskatchewan??"
YES

by Bannanon September 25, 2011

Martensville, Saskatchewan

A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!

Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.

by Daytonnn November 14, 2011

Osler, Saskatchewan

A town not far off from Warman that has a school that sucks and students are transfered to Warman's awesome school when they reach grade ten. there are a lot of "hicks" in osler and "Farmers" also there is a small pathetic paddling pool that sucks. I suggest going to Martensville, Saskatchewan because it is a city, it has a better pool than oslers. Also Osler has a ridiculusly large church.

Hey Bob have you been to osler, saskatchewan?" "yea jon! i have been to osler, man it SMELLS there!

by Mr. Warman February 25, 2011

major saskatchewan

The town of Major, Saskatchewan is a village in Canada. It's somewhat of a let down, but you can find the occasional party here. Be careful though, you'll probably leave with a crusty std and a bad taste in your mouth.

"Hey buddy! You wanna go to a party in Major Saskatchewan tonight?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, just look out for the crying fat bitch."
"I learnt my lesson last time, never chlamydia again!"

by trashytrashbag May 22, 2018