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YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.
Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."
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I’m a sarcastic cuck 

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...
Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”
I’m a sarcastic cuck by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
Me when the saratice prdel zmrd paleni čarodějnic bezdomovec
When someone is making fun of poop dealer

Michael is pooping poop...
Omg, he is such a saratice prdel zmrd paleni carodejnic lore bezdomovec
Saratice by wlodzislaw April 13, 2021

sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm
When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."
sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

Sarcastian 

One who has mastered the arts and letters of sarcastic speech. No, really...
Andrew the Emo Cat: AmAzing! This Oregon weather has got me jumping_up_and_down.

Neo: You must think you're awesome. Freaking sarcastians....
Sarcastian by bobross April 27, 2011

Narcastic 

To not only be overly fascinated with oneself, but to also inject conversations with large doses of sardonicism.
"Look, i know you are utterly self-obsessed but do you think you could take your sarcasm some place else? Your narcastic attitude isn't welcome here, you rat bastard!"
Narcastic by Dirtymartini September 8, 2009

sacksticker 

n. a very hot day in which your nutsack sticks to your leg.
Man it's a hundred degrees out there, it's a real sacksticker!!!
sacksticker by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2008