Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday

1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!

by Mort459 June 16, 2012

Purple Santorum

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.

My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!

by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012

Wes Santorum

A cold Rick Santorum served in a chilled glass.

It sure is hot today, i sure could use a Wes Santorum to cool off

by bub rub February 11, 2012

santorum special

When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.

"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.

by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019

in-santorum

The remarkable thought processes of a modern day politician, they really should be drug tested.

Did you hear Rick Santorum's comments about the "March for your lives" event ? Why that's just in-santorum !

by Wopalong May 17, 2018

Engineeric Santorum

Work from an engineer so terrible, it can only be that they have received a Santorum; a frothy mixture of lube, cum, and fecal matter.

The engineer that put this machine together was so inept, he just have just received his Engineeric Santorum in stead of a degree.

by CanadianGeese April 4, 2021

Santorum sheath

A lamb-skinned condom for ultra modern Catholics

The Netflix actor grabbed a Santorum sheath style condom from his nightstand.

by Coop Dupe April 24, 2017