Purple Santorum 

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.

My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!

Purple Santorum by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012

nettipot santorum

after working up a generous wad of santorum the male top pulls out from the other man's dilated dirtstar, and quickly moves to his face to deposit the load into his partner's mouth. he ever-so-forcefully rams his fleshsword into his partner's throat, eliciting a gag reflex, which projects the santorum-infused semen out of his partner's nostrils, a la netti pot.

Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.

nettipot santorum by beanporn January 8, 2012

Wes Santorum 

A cold Rick Santorum served in a chilled glass.

It sure is hot today, i sure could use a Wes Santorum to cool off

Wes Santorum by bub rub February 11, 2012

Bacon Santorum 

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.

After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.

Bacon Santorum by Riley Decko February 25, 2012

in-santorum 

The remarkable thought processes of a modern day politician, they really should be drug tested.

Did you hear Rick Santorum's comments about the "March for your lives" event ? Why that's just in-santorum !

in-santorum by Wopalong May 17, 2018

Engineeric Santorum 

Work from an engineer so terrible, it can only be that they have received a Santorum; a frothy mixture of lube, cum, and fecal matter.

The engineer that put this machine together was so inept, he just have just received his Engineeric Santorum in stead of a degree.

Engineeric Santorum by CanadianGeese April 4, 2021

Santorimming 

A variant of tebowing.

1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.

2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.

1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.

2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.

Santorimming by FakeFxck January 9, 2012