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The most beautiful flower, not only in Bikini Bottom, but also in the solar system. Having a Sandy as a friend is a blessing which only comes to a small number of people. Sandys are passionate, kind and empathetic. They also tend to be crazy, but mostly the good kind.
“What is your friends name?”
“Her name is Sandy”
“Wow, you are kidding. I didn’t know you were chosen like that.”
Sandy by sandysfriend July 16, 2025
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Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore

A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.
Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???

Sandy-votes 

Sandy-votes

A vote FOR anyone NOT deserving it during the election post hurricane Sandy. Gained by politicians stepping into the spotlight, making promises and playing on the emotions of victims, aka voters, using the disaster for their own benefit.
The polling booths will see a lot of Sandy-votes in 2012.
Sandy-votes by jpg3 November 3, 2012

Sandy Sucker 

When you pour water on your dick, sugar coat it, and then get dome.
-"Did you hear about what move he pulled the other day?"
"Na what did he do?"
-"I herd he gave his bitch a Sandy Sucker"
Sandy Sucker by Tender Bender January 21, 2013

Sandy Hand 

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.
Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.

sandy eggo 

A delicious breakfast item dubbed Sandy Eggo after the city San Diego. It's sprinkled sugar and cinnamon (to look like sand) over an eggo waffle.
I made myself a Sandy Eggo before I leave for San Diego.
sandy eggo by makrsh July 12, 2010
To masturbate using sandpaper or another abrasive.
Hey, I was having a Sandy Tom on the bus last night but the driver chucked me off before I could blow my load on the seat.

You dirty shit! I still have blisters from my last Sandy.
Sandy Tom by Skidmarx January 14, 2009