Sami post

An instagram post that is usually a post of a holiday (abroad), but is posted extremely late from when the photo was actually taken. This is usually due to the roughly consistent monthly posting on the account depending when the user realises he has not posted in a while.

Usually comes with a select few people "complaining" in the comment section.

Raffi: Is this another Sami post
Harry: Yeah did you see the T-pose
Pranav: STFU
Harun: LMAOOOOOO

by Not Spamihax June 1, 2019

sami

the most beautiful one has seen in his/her lifetime... her smile is a charm

i dream of seeing a sami one day

by siavash April 24, 2005

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Stabbin' Sami

A crazy girl from Minnesota that likes to stab people with needles at football games

"I hear Stabbin' Sami is at it again, hence the new outbreak of AIDS"

by JentasticJohnson September 26, 2009

saigon subway

when you insert pvc pipe into someone's ass and roll matchbox cars down it.

I just gave my brother a saigon subway, and then we made out.

by john to the b March 29, 2007

samagoos

a man who loves to wear slightly homosexual sweaters. someone who has been known to love men named Raul. additionally, a samagoos is someone who runs like a lameduck

look at that ugly sweater, who bought it for you, Samagoos?

by genard February 4, 2007

The Sami Factor

when you start cursing on an amusement park ride, then throw up

"Alright there are two factors you must be careful about, the piss factor, which is when you go on a ride and it goes high and drops, you pee in your pants.Then There is the Sami Factor...."
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"

by DuecheBag July 5, 2006