Cock of Salami

A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.

Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"

by Taglar Dreskk September 25, 2021

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Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

by persond543 December 26, 2015

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john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes

by mothers penis April 02, 2020

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The feeling after you consume “salami” and your mouth is coated with a thin film and you feel the compulsion to brush your teeth or use mouthwash.

“My boyfriend said I’m not going to kiss you with that salami mouth, go brush your teeth”

by ffstretch March 11, 2023

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A term used to describe someone who possesses salami, and lots of it.

by maddy:D January 05, 2021

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I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.

by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012

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Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-

by MewGlo February 08, 2021

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