Sage

(n) The best herb money can buy

"Dude did you get that awful shit again?"
"Naw I got that sage!"

by gotyosage March 19, 2009

sage

It goes in all fields.

Sage goes in all fields.

by February 25, 2009

Sage

Exceptional impartation of wisdom, or one who is exceptionally wise.

Man, that thing your dad said yesterday was sage.

That's a sage idea

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Sage

A beautiful women with majestic boobs and pussy

I’ll leave it at that

Person(1): Jesus Christ Ms. Johnson my English teachers hot as hell
Person(2): Nah she ain’t a Sage

by Lil bitch boy John May 19, 2018

Sage

1.) adjective: The utmost wisest saying, action, or person you have heard for a long time. Things normally discovered while under a purple haze.

2.) verb: To completely and utterly debase someone's position or person.

1.) JP: Dude, everything is an ocean. Our bodies are just oceans of blood, the sky is just an ocean of air, and space is just an ocean of nothing.

Jill: Dude, that was the sagest thing you've ever said.

JP: I know, I'm pretty sage.

2.) Turrets: I can't believe it! My teacher just said I can never be a prostitute. She said I am too dumb for it.

JP: (chilly) Saged

by SageKing August 5, 2010

saged on

being stood up by someone after arranging to meet.

I got saged on when laura told me to meet her at SAGE in los angeles and she never showed up. i didnt leave my house for 2 weeks after that.

by pigeon raisin bran awareness April 10, 2019

Sage

Character in valorant who heals people and can set up annoying walls.

Yo dude there sage is hit for 117 damage! Never mind she just healed herself.

by MICHAELRANSOM April 25, 2020