Sage

(n) The best herb money can buy

"Dude did you get that awful shit again?"
"Naw I got that sage!"

by gotyosage March 20, 2009

sage

It goes in all fields.

Sage goes in all fields.

by February 25, 2009

Sage

Exceptional impartation of wisdom, or one who is exceptionally wise.

Man, that thing your dad said yesterday was sage.

That's a sage idea

by Big Tim August 01, 2003

Sage

A beautiful women with majestic boobs and pussy

I’ll leave it at that

Person(1): Jesus Christ Ms. Johnson my English teachers hot as hell
Person(2): Nah she ain’t a Sage

by Lil bitch boy John March 31, 2018

Sage

1.) adjective: The utmost wisest saying, action, or person you have heard for a long time. Things normally discovered while under a purple haze.

2.) verb: To completely and utterly debase someone's position or person.

1.) JP: Dude, everything is an ocean. Our bodies are just oceans of blood, the sky is just an ocean of air, and space is just an ocean of nothing.

Jill: Dude, that was the sagest thing you've ever said.

JP: I know, I'm pretty sage.

2.) Turrets: I can't believe it! My teacher just said I can never be a prostitute. She said I am too dumb for it.

JP: (chilly) Saged

by SageKing August 05, 2010

Sage

sage is the sweetest boy ever he likes to draw and paint and he has two pet cats who he loves so much 😭 he plays silly little computer games and he has amazinf music taste. Hes so sweet and understanding and funny and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive ☹️

me: i love my bf sage hes so sweet and cute
my driend: stfu u talk abt him all the damn time

by Sagesbf January 13, 2022

Sage

Character in valorant who heals people and can set up annoying walls.

Yo dude there sage is hit for 117 damage! Never mind she just healed herself.

by MICHAELRANSOM April 25, 2020