Squirt Towel

A towel used to consume squirt material

Shit! Bitch, squirt on the squirt towel not the pillows.

by The Squirt Towel Master November 18, 2013

squirt the dirt

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".

Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.

by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005

Squirt & Swallow

to take a girls orgasm juice straight into your mouth and swallow it

We had a Squirt & Swallow party and I got totally soaked. I slurped every girl there.

by cuntlickericious December 15, 2008

squirt boy

Derogatory term for adult “men” who still watch pornos and treat women like abortion factories

It’s time you settle down, become a family man, and stop acting like a fucking squirt boy.

by Justnobodyok August 13, 2020

Squirt Sock

A sock in which a person of the female variety climaxes and squirts into.

Jenna: Hey Roxy, why is this sock wet?

Roxy: Because it's my squirt sock.

by BigGingerMan March 8, 2022

Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023

squirt waffle

defecating explosively while wearing fishnet tights

Oh man, I had diarrhea so bad at family breakfast that I squirt waffled in front of Grandma.

by herpdenerp May 29, 2017