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carpet snorter

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Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.
I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020
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loafy shorts

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some annoying v1nce clone who always says "quite possibly" and always tries to force his voice deeper because he wants to walk talk and act like v1nce. He usually ends his videos with: Leave a like or else this pancake will go under your bed or something simillar to that which is ironic because he just calls some pngtubers cringe and bad yet he still does the whole 2019 clickbait youtuber type persona
loafy shorts: unfunny joke frost is so cringe!! also leave a like or this spider will eat you
Skeletons: bro were too tired of roasting jellybean time to shit on this cheeseball
by Lolorator360 April 12, 2022
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Oh wow sports

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what you can say when you’re having gae panic to reference amity from TOH
S1 EP17
Amity: What? I'm fine, hahaha! Who's Amity?

Luz: Aaaaand scoop!

Amity: oh wow sports
by .+*Broken*+. November 28, 2020
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WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.
When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.
by Sisak24 June 16, 2021
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rib snorting funny

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n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny
Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."
by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009
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EA Sports

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EA Sports is a gaming company that rips off their costumers. Their games are put together with the speed of lightning but always have bug/glitch issues.

They ignore their fans and will ban your gaming account if you ask why they can't fix their game ect.

2k Sports is their rival and seems to treat their costumers with respect.
"EA Sports is making me pay yearly to play their game online? Man I hate getting ripped off."
by macknjack August 30, 2011
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crispy snoots

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Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.
The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!
by fugitive May 12, 2007
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