Rusty Valet

Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.

Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!

by Calopolus October 4, 2010

rusty wallet

when feces gets in the vagina in any way. or a feces encrusted vagina. term comes from "rusty trombone, and ham wallet"

by wiping from back to front, she gave herself a rusty wallet

by rusty wallacce April 15, 2010

Rusty Ravenscraft

A large-penised individual who stars in porn films.

Wow really? he was 10 inches long? You must have had sex with Rusty Ravenscraft.

by BigBigWeener October 19, 2011

Rusty Cage

Rusty Cage
An extremely talented man who's music has helped many whether in just finding a good song or inspiring others to write their own. Unfortunately he is most often recognized for his knife game songs even though he has many other amazing ones including; Adipocere,Blast Em,the lives of flies, Spare a dime, and many more. He also creates extremely funny videos on YouTube.

Fan#1: Hey, do you know Rusty Cage?
8yr.old fan: You mean the knife game guy?
Fan#1:*rolls eyes*

by Timothy the Tenis Ball June 27, 2019

Rusty Engine

The act of inserting a extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal of a female and then eating said pizza out of her bottom.

She totally wanted me to give her a rusty engine, but i wasn't hungry for pizza

by coolguy199 December 15, 2010

Rusty Breadknife

A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.

Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"

Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."

by CaptainNutSack August 20, 2013

Rusty Jones

slang, verb (Rus-tee-Jonz)

The act of spraying another's undercarriage with semen or other bodily discharge, leaving a protective coating.

I pulled out of Jane and proceeded to give her a Rusty Jones.

by The Double D December 30, 2010