A German folktale told in the early 1900s, this is believed to have validated circumcisions outside of the Jewish Faith. The tale told of an old man who's foreskin hung to the ground and became a toy for neighborhood dogs. It was told as a bedtime story to make sure children cleaned under their foreskin after a Fasturbating match at school.
"Son, did you win your Fasturbating match in gym today?"
"No, I lost because my foreskin was rumpled."
"Well just make sure you don't forget the tale of Rumplepeniskin!"
"No, I lost because my foreskin was rumpled."
"Well just make sure you don't forget the tale of Rumplepeniskin!"
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Get the Rumplepeniskin mug.A way of describing an attempt to bring order to a disordered cloth item that is impossible to easily fold in a traditional fashion. This would usually be used when talking about putting away fitted sheets or hoodies, in particular.
"Hey, how the hell am I supposed to fold this fitted sheet?" "Don't sweat it man, just rumpleclump that shit."
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The act of buying Rumple Minze shots for girls because its 50% alcohol but tastes minty and delicious to lower inhibitions and get "Turnt Up".
Originally the practice started in Clemson, SC and hit an all time high of use as an effective one night stand method during the summer of 2013.
Despite the name, the "rape" is merely providing High ABV in a delicious and unassuming shot; not actually "rape" the crime. Rape is wrong, all the time, well not in prison, just kidding...but seriously.
Originally the practice started in Clemson, SC and hit an all time high of use as an effective one night stand method during the summer of 2013.
Despite the name, the "rape" is merely providing High ABV in a delicious and unassuming shot; not actually "rape" the crime. Rape is wrong, all the time, well not in prison, just kidding...but seriously.
"She only went home with him after he Rumple Raped her."
1. "That girl is way out of my league and too sober."
2. "Nah man you just gotta Rumple Rape her."
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1. "That girl is way out of my league and too sober."
2. "Nah man you just gotta Rumple Rape her."
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"Come on, man, don't be a rumplepuss."
"Come on, man, don't be a rumplepuss."
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Get the rumple crimple toes mug.When a lucky lady, or lucky male counterpart engages in the act of placing a hicky on your taint or grundle. This often times creates a painful sensation lasting up to 7 business days.
Man: Drop down and gimme a new goddamn rumplestiltskin ASAP or i'll slap up yo bitch ass.
Girl: You had me at drop down.
Man: (after the fact) That was the greatest rumplestiltskin that I have ever had. Send my regards to your mother for teaching you such great technique.
Girl: You had me at drop down.
Man: (after the fact) That was the greatest rumplestiltskin that I have ever had. Send my regards to your mother for teaching you such great technique.
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