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Rumplepeniskin

A German folktale told in the early 1900s, this is believed to have validated circumcisions outside of the Jewish Faith. The tale told of an old man who's foreskin hung to the ground and became a toy for neighborhood dogs. It was told as a bedtime story to make sure children cleaned under their foreskin after a Fasturbating match at school.
"Son, did you win your Fasturbating match in gym today?"
"No, I lost because my foreskin was rumpled."
"Well just make sure you don't forget the tale of Rumplepeniskin!"
by Pinguino November 3, 2012
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Rumpleclump

A way of describing an attempt to bring order to a disordered cloth item that is impossible to easily fold in a traditional fashion. This would usually be used when talking about putting away fitted sheets or hoodies, in particular.
"Hey, how the hell am I supposed to fold this fitted sheet?" "Don't sweat it man, just rumpleclump that shit."
by Visiblemode August 21, 2013
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Rumple Rape

The act of buying Rumple Minze shots for girls because its 50% alcohol but tastes minty and delicious to lower inhibitions and get "Turnt Up".
Originally the practice started in Clemson, SC and hit an all time high of use as an effective one night stand method during the summer of 2013.
Despite the name, the "rape" is merely providing High ABV in a delicious and unassuming shot; not actually "rape" the crime. Rape is wrong, all the time, well not in prison, just kidding...but seriously.
"She only went home with him after he Rumple Raped her."

1. "That girl is way out of my league and too sober."
2. "Nah man you just gotta Rumple Rape her."

Rumple Minze Clemson rumple Rumplemintz Shots
by Hollabills September 6, 2013
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rumplepuss

"Well I got to go home to watch Real Housewives with my girlfriend."
"Come on, man, don't be a rumplepuss."
by Jim-Bob McQueen November 18, 2013
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rumple doob skin

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again
listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster
by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017
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rumple crimple toes

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes
by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021
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rumplestiltskin

When a lucky lady, or lucky male counterpart engages in the act of placing a hicky on your taint or grundle. This often times creates a painful sensation lasting up to 7 business days.
Man: Drop down and gimme a new goddamn rumplestiltskin ASAP or i'll slap up yo bitch ass.

Girl: You had me at drop down.

Man: (after the fact) That was the greatest rumplestiltskin that I have ever had. Send my regards to your mother for teaching you such great technique.
by jack johnson 69 March 31, 2007
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