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Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023
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Logan Rudolph

The guy that many girls have dated and the guy who makes me laugh
by A Girl at East January 8, 2021
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Rudolph

When you hold a used tampon under a girl's nose while you do her doggy style.
I gave her a Rudolph last night because she kept throwing out her tampons in my bathroom trash bin.
by Jeffrey Larocque January 12, 2021
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White Rudolph

When you're hitting a girl doggy style against a wall, you shove your hips so far forward she breaks her nose on the wall right as you're about to cum. Turn her around and smack her straight in the face and yell "YOURE LEADING MY SLEIGH BALLS TO ORGASM ON CHRISTMAS EVE". And cum on her face.
Yo I'm definitely going to White Rudolph your mother later
by Bopeep24 April 12, 2021
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Dirty Rudolph

Sit on someone's face with their nose in your asshole, and twist your body side to side, leaving brown marks on their nose.
I'm def gonna give Donna a dirty rudolph tonight.
by Colonel_Angus_ December 7, 2021
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Rudolph Whiteout

When a man wipes his fingers along the womans vagina while she is on her perioud then proceeds to rub it on her nose than ejaculate on her face
Kyle "Yo I gave my girl a Rudolph Whiteout"
Malcolm " damn bro thats crazy you deadass pulled a rudoplh white out?
by Jemelo November 17, 2021
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Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪
In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.
by Bad C dev October 7, 2021
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