Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.
Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"
by Definitely a human September 11, 2018

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.
by goldrushatl August 7, 2018

When a seedy fuck without permission attempts to finger bash you. Rolands are done without any prior notice and come as a complete surprise to the individual.
by Jagger8 May 15, 2020

When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.
Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.
by kh1985 September 26, 2022

The term Rolander refers to a cool man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.
He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.
He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.
Hey look there.. He is my Rolander
by admirelove February 11, 2015

A famous tennis tournament (also referred to as a grand slam) where the best tennis players in the world battle each other to see who will lose to Rafael Nadal in the Final.
by Sike Dyson June 2, 2022

Master manipulator who can rival Aizen, Insane gaslighter that will make you feel you are losing your mind. This guy is referred to as "Mr. Bitches" by his colleagues, this is due to him being a serial womanizer who will manipulate women to get what he wants.
by 999C May 19, 2025
