restecp

the way ali g spells respect

r-e-s-t-e-c-p, do u even know what that spells?!

by ali March 4, 2004

Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.

I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.

by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019

resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.

Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick April 9, 2018

Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.

While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015

Restart

A common misspelling of the word retard. It can also be used ironically to mock those who cannot spell, or just for fun.

Dude stop being such a fucking restart
Are you restarted?

by Thim🅱️le November 22, 2018

Rest in Pennzoil

Rest in Peace but said as Rest in Pennzoil.

Lil R: I just blew the motor in my V.
Lynwood: Rest in Pennzoil.

by Loudbag Lynwood November 20, 2018

Restonkulous

The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.

Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020