A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."
Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."
Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
by Enno October 17, 2006
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"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.
A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.
Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.
These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.
They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.
They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)
"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.
A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.
Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.
These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.
They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.
They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)
"You won't get Chuck to send off his kid to some Oil War in the Middle East, he is a "Middle of the Road" person."
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by Doyouevnlift31 November 9, 2012
Get the Road Blunt mug.When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
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Get the roadkill t-shirts mug.Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.
Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.
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