moscow ritz

When you hire two prostitutes to pee on your bed

I heard Jay paid top dollar to do a Moscow Ritz all over Barry's bed.

by aleks klax January 12, 2017

shirt ritz

When you want to have a ritz inside public places that don’t allow vaping so you have a ritz through your shirt to reduce vapour

Bro can you chuck me your vape I wanna have a shirt ritz

by Iloveritzing December 30, 2022

jesus fucking christ on a ritz cracker

Expression of surprise or sometimes anger.

Holy crap! Jesus Fucking Christ on a Ritz Cracker!

by Jimmy Me Boy April 2, 2015

Jess Ritz

A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins

Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz

I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

the ritz

A 5 star prison commonly used by corrupt authorities in order to imprison their VIP (also corrupt) cousins.

Saudi Prince Al-waleed bin Talal, arrested last month on corruption allegations, is currently held up in the Ritz.

by MBA010 May 2, 2018

Putin on the ritz

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.

``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Putting on the Ritz

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.

Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.

by Hissmedaddy March 8, 2016