1) To Ritchie, is the premeditated act of pretending you want to hang out with someone when you have the ulterior motive to get them to do something for you; it is generally characterised by an outcome where the Ritchier makes a net benefit off the person Ritchied.
Lad 1: "Man, Dave invited me around for brews, so I brought a carton and when I got there he wanted me to help move his pool table... Fuck. I think I got Ritchied!?!"
Lad 2: "Yeah bro, you got Ritchied to the fucking nines!"
2) The act of delegating tasks more demanding than your own to achieve an outcome with the least effort.
Ritchie: "Okay guys, if you guys mow the lawn and I put away this salt shaker, we'll be able to start the BBQ in no time!"
Guys: "Okay!
(10 minutes later) ... fuck. Did we just get Ritchied?"
3) Ritchie-ing is also more successful whilst making oneself look busy doing other tasks (but actually not doing anything at all besides walking around quickly...)
Lad 1: "Man, Dave invited me around for brews, so I brought a carton and when I got there he wanted me to help move his pool table... Fuck. I think I got Ritchied!?!"
Lad 2: "Yeah bro, you got Ritchied to the fucking nines!"
2) The act of delegating tasks more demanding than your own to achieve an outcome with the least effort.
Ritchie: "Okay guys, if you guys mow the lawn and I put away this salt shaker, we'll be able to start the BBQ in no time!"
Guys: "Okay!
(10 minutes later) ... fuck. Did we just get Ritchied?"
3) Ritchie-ing is also more successful whilst making oneself look busy doing other tasks (but actually not doing anything at all besides walking around quickly...)
Ritchier - in present tense, the one with the motives to, or, in past tense the one who has; pulled a Ritchie on you.
Ritchied - the victim of the Ritchie who came around with the best of intentions, to drink brews with his mate!
Ritchied - the victim of the Ritchie who came around with the best of intentions, to drink brews with his mate!
by RitchiedRichie May 19, 2013
Get the Ritchied mug.when jamming with friends, the guitarist busts out in a random guitar solo right in the middle of jamming and everyone is forced to listen... even though it sounds totally amazing
by FunnyGuyyyy October 14, 2009
Get the Richie Solo mug.Related Words
The husband of Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier. While some argue that they didn't use both their last names or that Reddie doesn't exist they are wrong so just stfu patrick reddie is cannon.
Richie Kaspbrak-Tozier is the husband of Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier, and the best friend of one Beverly Marsh
by Rainbow beans December 7, 2020
Get the Richie Kaspbrak-Tozier mug.by Stanley urinal June 8, 2021
Get the Richiet0zierslongwang mug.
A person usually between the ages 18 and 20 who looks rich fools people into thinking their rich, usually wearing polo ralph lauren that their parents bought them. drives a Lincoln navigator that their grandparents got for them. Usually has a minimum wage job, parents pay for gas, insurance, and everything else, so all their money is spent on expensive clothes and jewerly. this creates the illusion as if these people are rich but they arnt really.
Bob: Man i wish i was just like Jimmy, look at how rich he is. He drives a navigator and all he wears is polo ralph lauren. That must have cost a fortune. He obviously gets money.
Matt: No his parents pay for everything like gas and car insurance. He spends all his money from working at mcdonalds on expensive clothes and subs for his car. Hes not rich hes just a fake richie
Matt: No his parents pay for everything like gas and car insurance. He spends all his money from working at mcdonalds on expensive clothes and subs for his car. Hes not rich hes just a fake richie
by PleaseMr August 17, 2011
Get the Fake richie mug.A quote from the miniseries "Stephen King's 'It,'" it has become popularize on the iMDB LOST boards. It is used on anyone who tries to swear and is blocked by the profanity filter. Started by BadRobot22.
Poster #1 - Man these *beep* admins keep *beep* my *beep* threads! *beep* them in the *beep*
Poster #2 (Probably ZeBlackRockSalesman) - Beep Beep, Richie.
Poster #2 (Probably ZeBlackRockSalesman) - Beep Beep, Richie.
by Benry_Lale November 1, 2009
Get the Beep Beep, Richie mug.