this is a person who is weird. you do not want to be friends with her, I don't recommend it. She has a weird name that fits her weird personality. She likes ugly men and does not know geography.
by juju.on.that.beat May 9, 2022
Get the Ritady mug.A person you can trust to put a smile on your face on your darkest time.A person you can lean on when everything around you seems like it’s falling apart .When he smiles everything seems fine and calm. Everything just falls in it’s place perfectly. He would be the perfect definition of perfection. When he talks you will feel like staring at him rather than talking.When he talks you will feel like you trust every single word he says. A person you can just stare at for hours and hours without any complain and you will feel like doing everything he tells you do because you can’t just say no to him .If you get mad just close your eyes and imagine his smiling face and you will start smiling . When you look at his eyes you will feel like just staring at those eyes for hours and hours with any complain .A person you can spend rest of your life even with or without him.Because his sense within and his within is enough to live forever.
-his truly and forever 🖤
-his truly and forever 🖤
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Get the Rijad mug.The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
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"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
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"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
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by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
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To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
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OMG help, I have all these rugrats and I don't know what to do, I'm supposed to be sexy and beautiful (the ABC ads say so) but I'm just a crying, whining mess here! Someone help. BTW I love this site, cause no one will actually believe this is me, but I get soooooo much relief writing the truth and putting it out in the public, even if it is only on here. Thanks!
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